Common mistakes/misconceptions of Dhivehin

1- Calling all types of chewing gum and bubblegum by the name, Booma(although it is the name of a brand of bubblegum).

2- Calling all vampires by the name, Dracula(although it is the name of one of the most famous vampires) instead of saying ‘vampire’.

3-Calling all types of narcotics drugs by the name, hakuru whereas it is actually the name of one specific type of drugs, brown sugar.

4- Calling drug addicts by the name paatay/paate’ although it actually is short for partner(mostly partner in crime).

5- Calling me a human, although I’m a bestianthrope(not to be confused with misanthrope) but it will be better if you call me the bestianthrope or simply bestianthrope(with no a/the)…..and the correct/original/real spelling is ßΣ§ŦĮλИŦĦЯØΡΞ

6- Saying that I’m insane whereas I’m actually at the edge of sanity(but haven’t crossed over to the other side; the flip-side).

7- Saying that I’m good or bad, although I’m neither.

8- Saying that I’m drunk whenever I get angry although my blood is filled with adrenaline and other such chemicals at the time…but not drugs/alcohol!

NOTE:The above mistakes/misconceptions are not only of Dhivehin(except 1, 2, 3 & 4). These mistakes are not made by all people…there are more intelligent people in the world(like me ). If there are any more common mistakes/misconceptions made by Dhivehin, please let me know.

How to get rid of the tongue-burning hotness of chili

Eating hot things like hot salsa, sauce and red hot chili peppers(I’m not talkin’ about the music band ) is something that most of us seem to like. And some dudes even think that they can show their strength and manliness by eating stuff like that(they think that one can be the alpha male by eating the hottest chili ).

After eating stuff like that, your tongue will burn like hell!!!….well, not literally(it is a figure of speech) but still it will burn like h…I mean like crazy!!!! People often gulp in great amounts of water to put out the ‘flame’…..it often results in the burstin’ of the stomach! Well, there is no use of extinguishing an imaginary flame. Go check your tongue in the mirror, is it burning? No! It most certainly is not! But still you can feel your tongue burning.

So what is the scientific explanation for this? Ummm…lets see….wait, my brain is tickin’..AHA! The chili contain a substance, capsaicin(which is also the primary ingredient in pepper spray) which simulate the temperature sensing parts of the tongue. That is why the tongue ‘burns’. Capsaicin is soluble in milk. So now you’ll know what to do, drink a glass of milk instead of drinking ice water/drink or usin’ a fire extinguisher .

Trust me, this will work…this not an April Fool joke. Try it yourself and see that I am tellin’ the truth, the whole truth and nothin’ but the truth!

The Beginning of a New Life

On that very day, at that very moment….my whole life was shattered!

But now, I’ve applied super-glue to mend it.

PS.If u want to mend a broken heart, the only way you can do it is by putting all the pieces in place and taping them together.

Dani Filth-Satanist freak or pious Christian?

Cradle of Filth is a popular British heavy/gothic/death/black-metal music band well known for their Satanism/Devil-worship. But what’s rather surprising is that when you play their song, Dinner at Deviants Palace, backwards(in reverse) you will hear the Christian Lord’s Prayer in a freaky voice. Here is what you will hear:

Our Father, who art in heaven
Hallowed be thy Name
Thy kingdom come
Thy will be done
On earth as it is in heaven
Give us this day our daily bread
And forgive us our trespasses
As we forgive those who trespass against us
And lead us not into temptation
But deliver us from evil
For thine is the kingdom, and the power
and the glory, for ever and ever
Amen

So ol’ Dani is praying in the guise of a black metal song. Cradle of Filth….what a bunch of FILTHY freaky nuts!

What kind of a name is this?!

Many people have asked me the same question(‘what kind of a name is this?’/'what does this mean?’) over and over again regarding my nickname, Bestianthrope. I made up this name myself for use on the internet… it is a scientific name with a meaning, not just a stupid word that randomly popped into my mind.

It is actually a fusion of two words, bestia(scientific name for beast) and anthrope(man) as in lycanthrope or lycanthropos which is another name for werewolf(in Greek, lycos means wolf and anthropos means man).

So the meaning of Bestianthrope is beastman or werebeast. Now dont ask me why I call myself such a name….as it is none of ur concern

The Supervisor is so BUSTED!!!

I hate homework as much as you do(if not, you must be a nerd!). I always forget to do homework.

So one day, the teacher sent me to the supervisor’s room because I did not finish my homework. When I entered the supervisor’s room, the supervisor told me that he was busy. He seemed to be doing something very important on his computer.

As my curiosity was arousing, I went near him and took a quick peep. What I saw was unimaginable…unbelievable…I had never ever thought of such a thing, I had not even imagined such a thing before….

……THE SUPERVISOR WAS PLAYING COMPUTER GAMES!!! Can you picture an old man(age 50-60), playing games on the computer while on duty, pretending to be doing something very important?

Dreams do foretell…

I’ve seen many dreams, but none of them had any relations with my real life…except one!!!

In this year(2007), a new principal has come and have changed some rules in our school. Now we have to stand outside(in the assembly) in the afternoon heat everyday for about 10-15 minutes! So I started skipping the assembly everyday with a friend of mine. This went smooth for about 12 days.

But on the 12th day, I had a strange dream. In this dream, me and my friend skipped school and went to a strange beach full of giant crabs(they were bigger than a school bus!). The crabs chased us but we managed to escape.

So on the 13th day, I told my friend about the dream. I told him that if we skipped assembly that day, we will get into trouble. But he did not pay any attention to what I said and he skipped the assembly, so I did the samething too. That was when my dream started becoming true….the teacher sent us to the supervisor(the giant crab LOL). We told her the reason why we did not go to the assembly and she let us go…we did not miss any classes or get any punishment….that means that the second part of the dream also became true(the part where me and my friend managed to escape).

Damn, I cannot skip the assembly anymore but still, I have made a record, ‘the only kid in my school who has not attended the school assembly in the afternoon session for 12 days in a row in the year 2007′.